My Ghetto life

So the sun shines through the window in our room and wakes up me and Allyson at the crack of dawn every single morning...something had to be done if we ever wanted to sleep in this summer, We needed a cheap fix... As most people would chose to go with drapes or curtains, we went with tin foil...i am hear to say that it has been working fantastic for us.
Ghetto experience #2...our laundry room is the scariest place in New Jersey I decided. The smell is pure mildew. I also decided that my clothes come out dirtier after washing them... I know I didn't think it was possible either but I am here to testify that it is. So basically they are charging me $3 a load to make my situation worse. Needless to say I will not be participating in that laundry room experience anymore, maybe I will pick myself up a metal washboard and bar of soap and go down to the river to wash my clothes.